We have entered the teething phase...

…farewell: puppy teeth, table legs, slippers, shoes, pedals, writing desks, desk desks, carpet sides, carpet corners, carpet interiors, chair legs, human legs, plant life, huchera, vegetation, mulch, rocks (ok maybe not those), drumsticks, stick sticks, pond piping, pergola frames, rope, couch leather, couch fabric, blankets, towels, magazines, book spines (sorry bottom-shelf dwellers, I still love you), kettlebells, dumbbells, bell bells, crockery, crockpots, baskets, barrels, pots, pans, food bowls, ceramic frogs, terracotta frogs, garden gnomes…

Mem: invest in Kong as we should’ve done with paper towels during housebreaking. Puppy teeth NFT FFS WTF LALALA

Tyler W. Weaver @twweaver