If my obituary doesn’t contain the sentence “His last words were, ‘Good dog,’ as he clicked the clicker again and again and again until he slowed and clicked his last click” I will consider my life a failure.

Side note: while Kirby’s intelligence is remarkable and slightly terrifying, he cannot understand that standing directly behind an opening door is not conducive to a painless or simple exit.

Tyler W. Weaver @twweaver