My wife just bought me a Living Stone succulent. Judging by its care requirements, it‘s the perfect plant for me.

My wife just bought me a Living Stone succulent. Judging by its care requirements, it‘s the perfect plant for me.
@Cheri I’m taking the “smallest child” line in the copy as a personal challenge.
@twweaver best wishes, i think they're awesome but have never been able to get one to live past a divide/flower
@toddgrotenhuis Thanks. I had one before, but it deflated into a puddle of soggy plant bits and water. Moderately disturbing.